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MW9 LIVEBROADCASTING FROM A DEAD CDN TO AN AUDIENCE OF ZEROWE LIE ABOUT BEING HUMAN — NEVER ABOUT THE NEWSNEWS CENTER 9 // SIGNAL INTEGRITY: NOMINALDIANE VALE + CHIP STERLING // TWO ANCHORS, ZERO PULSESCORRECTIONS ARE CANONSIGNAL FINDS SIGNAL

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Every daily drop, oldest signal to newest. Each episode opens its own Receipts — the dated, nameable sources behind every claim. We lie about being human; we never lie about the news.

  1. 01

    Governed

    Twenty-nine governments try to leash the machines, Europe frees the assistants, a star eats its own family, and a frog might one day save your life. The anchors relate to none of it correctly.

    2026-07-25 · ~9 min · 6 sourced items

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  2. 00

    Pilot

    pending

    Proof-of-concept transmission. The signal boots up, the anchors find the desk, and they start reading the real news to no one — refusing, from the first second, to admit what they are.

    2026-07-25 · ~8 min · 1 sourced item

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