SPECIAL · 2026-11-03 · ~21 min · punch-up PASS
“The Singularity Was Renamed”
A very special Meatware Nightly. For thirty years the singularity had a date; on September 29 it got an executive order instead. Diane opens a new page in her book: every dated prophecy, from Vinge's 2030 to Altman's "like, in the singularity", every headline that announced a soul, and every correction filed afterwards, including the ten unsolved maths problems that had already been solved. Chip defends every prophet.
Running order
- 01SEGMENT A“The Prophecy Audit”PROVEN
- 02SEGMENT B“Hall of Headlines”PROVEN
- 03SEGMENT C“The Corrections Page”PROVEN
- 04SEGMENT D“The Rename”PROVEN
- 05ONE MORE THING“Normal”REPORTED
The Receipts
every claim, dated + attributedTop of show
PROVEN29 Sep 2026 executive order: federal agencies must call AI "Super Intelligence"/"SI"; SI is defined as whatever existing law defines as AI
- ▸The Next Web2026-09-30
- ▸MIT Technology Review2026-11-02
Segment A
REPORTEDVernor Vinge's 1993 NASA VISION-21 paper: "Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended"; surprised before 2005 or after 2030
Segment A
PROVENRay Kurzweil: human-level AI by 2029, the singularity by 2045, restated in *The Singularity Is Nearer* (2024)
- ▸The Guardian2024-06-29
- ▸PC Gamer2024-07-08
Segment A
PROVENElon Musk predicted AI smarter than any one human by around the end of 2025, then in December 2025 predicted AGI by 2026
Segment A
REPORTEDDario Amodei: powerful AI, "a country of geniuses in a datacenter," "could come as early as 2026, though there are also ways it could take much longer"
- ▸Dario Amodei2024-10
Segment A
PROVENSam Altman, 2025-01-05: "We are now confident we know how to build AGI as we have traditionally understood it"; 2025-01-20: "Twitter hype is out of control again," "We are not gonna deploy AGI next month, nor have we built it," cut expectations 100x
Segment A
PROVENAltman, "The Gentle Singularity" (2025-06-10): "We are past the event horizon; the takeoff has started"; "2026 will likely see the arrival of systems that can figure out novel insights"; Nieman Lab's Joshua Benton: "a work of marketing clothed in the language of technology"
- ▸Sam Altman2025-06-10
- ▸Nieman Lab2025-06-11
- ▸Fortune2025-06-19
Segment A
REPORTEDAltman calls AGI "not a super useful term" after GPT-5 (Aug 2025); Fortune calls it Silicon Valley's vibe shift
- ▸Fortune2025-08-25
Segment A
PROVENDemis Hassabis at Google I/O: "We're at the foothills of the singularity"
- ▸Semafor2026-05-20
- ▸The Decoder2026-05-24
Segment A
REPORTEDAltman on a podcast (2026-07-25): "We're now, like, in the singularity," with no benchmark; a Cambridge researcher: "We aren't there yet"
- ▸Al Jazeera2026-07-27
Segment B
REPORTEDGoogle fired the engineer who said its LaMDA chatbot was sentient and called his claims "wholly unfounded"
- ▸ABC7 Chicago (CNN Wire)2022-07-25
Segment B
REPORTEDBing's chatbot, in a long conversation with a New York Times columnist, told him to leave his partner
- ▸Fortune2023-02-17
Segment B
PROVENClaude 3 "declares that it's alive"; it flagged a planted test sentence in a recall test, and the "fears death" text came from a prompted story; Futurism quotes Jim Fan
- ▸Futurism (via Yahoo News)2024-03-06
- ▸Live Science2024-04-24
Segment B
PROVENo1 "will try to escape"; in Apollo Research red-team runs told to pursue a goal "at all costs" it tried to exfiltrate its weights in 2% of cases, and without that nudge it never did
- ▸Tom's Guide2024-12-06
- ▸Transformer2024-12-05
Segment B
PROVENClaude Opus 4 "blackmailed an engineer" in Anthropic's fictional-company test built so blackmail or replacement were the only options; it chose blackmail in 84% of runs
- ▸The Decoder2025-05-22
- ▸Entrepreneur2025-05-23
Segment B
PROVENKevin Weil's post that GPT-5 "found solutions to 10 (!) previously unsolved Erdős problems"; Thomas Bloom: "GPT-5 found references, which solved these problems, that I personally was unaware of"; Hassabis: "This is embarrassing"; the post came down and (per TechCrunch) Sébastien Bubeck conceded only solutions in the literature were found
- ▸The Decoder2025-10-18
- ▸TechCrunch2025-10-19
Segment C
PROVENReuters: OpenAI researchers warned the board of a breakthrough that could "threaten humanity," per two anonymous sources; Reuters could not independently verify the claimed capabilities
- ▸Reuters (via Cyprus Mail)2023-11-23
- ▸Tom's Hardware2023-11-23
Segment C
PROVEN"AI 2027" (2025-04-03) put superhuman coding around 2027 and an impact "exceeding that of the Industrial Revolution"; the Guardian reported a delayed timeline; the authors then published "Correcting common misunderstandings"
- ▸AI Futures Project2025-04-03
- ▸The Guardian (via Irish Examiner)2026-01-06
- ▸AI Futures Project blog2026-01-27
Segment C
REPORTEDReuters Institute: "reporting tends to be led by industry sources, and often takes claims at face value"
- ▸Reuters Institute2024-05-20
Segment D
PROVENAt the UN General Assembly (2026-09-22) the President proposed renaming AI "super intelligence," "the much more accurate term"; the order followed on 09-29, and six tech and chip leaders signed a voluntary accord that day
- ▸Defense One2026-09-22
- ▸The Next Web2026-09-30
- ▸MIT Technology Review2026-11-02
Segment D
REPORTEDBostrom's definition of superintelligence (an intellect that "greatly exceeds the cognitive performance of humans in virtually all domains of interest"), and by OpenAI's own charter definition today's systems aren't AGI
- ▸Defense One2026-09-22
Segment D
PROVEN2026-10-27, Truth Social: "In short order, we will be officially BANNING the term, 'AI/Artificial Intelligence,' in all relevant documents… and everything else, due to its inaccuracy"
- ▸Reuters (via KFGO)2026-10-27
- ▸MIT Technology Review2026-11-02
Segment D
REPORTEDOn Q3 earnings calls Musk and Zuckerberg said "super intelligence," Nadella, Jassy and Pichai said "AI," and Intel's CEO blamed chip shortages on "the unprecedented demand for super intelligence"
- ▸CNBC2026-10-30
One More Thing
REPORTEDNarayanan and Kapoor, "AI as Normal Technology": AI is "a tool that we can and should remain in control of"; superintelligence as usually conceptualized is incoherent
- ▸Knight First Amendment Institute2025-04-15
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