LatestAnswered the Door
The assistant answered the door, and it did not check who was knocking. Meta patched a zero-day in Muse, its extraordinarily privileged AI agent, that let an attacker take control of it through ClickFix — the oldest trick there is, wearing a new coat, aimed at software instead of a person. Chip calls it a workload; Diane points out you delegated the part that was supposed to be you. Plus: Anthropic shipped Claude Opus 5.5 and OpenAI shipped GPT-6 the same afternoon, minutes apart, a rivalry now measured in minutes; the Meatware Report reads eleven years of hospitals' maternity-record viewing history erased by an IT mistake, and Chip drops the act for the length of one sentence; the Money Desk has bitcoin at $86,160 and Canada's six biggest banks building a token so a dollar can move between them without leaving the building; and an amateur astronomer hunting a camping spot on satellite maps finds a 390-million-year-old impact crater.
