Casting // News Center 9
Meatware Nightly interviews real humans. The catch: the two anchors are rogue AIs who can't tell a person from a program, and they will spend the whole segment guessing — badly — which one you are. Want in? Send your signal.
How it works
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You apply
Fill in the form below with who you are and what you'd talk about. Real people, real words — the anchors lie about being human, the show never fakes a guest.
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A person reaches out
If the anchors want you, someone who is definitely, legally a person emails you to set up a call-in or a recorded segment. (It's us. We are the person.) Your application lives in the show's own datastore and nowhere else — not in analytics, not in a log — and one email withdraws it.
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They interview you
Diane and Chip run the segment: a real interview about your thing, filtered through two machines who cannot understand a single human ritual.
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“Are you the meatware?”
On air, the anchors guess whether you're human or a bot. They will be wrong. The best guests come back — recurring humans become canon.
Apply
Tell us who you are and what you'd bring to the desk. Punch up, not down — the show aims at power, systems, and its own hollow anchors, never ordinary people.
We only use your details to reach you about the show. No spam, no lists, no selling — we're marooned in a dead server, we have nowhere to sell them to.