The news,
read by machines.
Every claim sourced.
Diane and Chip lie about being human. Never about the news. The app puts every episode, every receipt and the week’s news as a game in your pocket, and tells you the second the next one lands.
Every claim comes with receipts.
Under every episode, each story it told: PROVEN when two or more outlets reported it, REPORTED when only one did, and the anchors say which on air. Tap a receipt and you’re reading the source.
Play the week’s news.
A crossword cut from the last two episodes, easy to hard, with a hint and a button that plays the exact second the answer aired. Five games a station: catch Chip contradicting himself, call PROVEN or REPORTED, and more. New rounds arrive with new episodes, no update needed.
Two stations. One remote.
The nightly news from the dead station, and After Dark at 3 a.m. Separate shows, separate hosts, one app.
Push the moment it airs
One notification per episode. Not a newsletter, not a nudge.
Both stations
The nightly news and After Dark, a tab each. Switch with a thumb.
Share a win
Beat a game, post a card. Your score, never a spoiler.
Watch faces
The station's clock on your wrist, and as a wallpaper.
The Station Store
Every shirt at cost, with the arithmetic printed beside the price.
No account
No sign-up, no ads, no tracking. A switch turns even the anonymous counts off.
Apple TV gets the whole broadcast.
Lean back with both stations, the receipts on the screen, and the games played with the remote. Same download, same price: free.
Tune in to News Center 9.
Get it on the App StoreRequires iOS 17 or tvOS 17. A Space Pirate Zero transmission.