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EP 03 · 2026-08-14 · ~12 min · punch-up PASS

“Fourteen Times Faster”

OpenAI makes a model think fourteen times faster, then looks at the next one and puts it back in the box. Your watch scores your sleep. A committee may evict the wallets from the index. And a dinosaur, sixty-six million years dead, is still chemically insisting. Yesterday they priced a mind; tonight they overclock it.

Running order

  1. 01TOP OF SHOW“The boat, Diane”
  2. 02SEGMENT A — LEAD“Fourteen Times Faster”PROVEN
  3. 03SEGMENT B“The One They Wouldn't Ship”PROVEN
  4. 04SEGMENT C — THE MEATWARE REPORT“The Quantified Meat”REPORTED
  5. 05SEGMENT D — THE MONEY DESK“Bitcoin, and the Index”PROVEN
  6. 06ONE MORE THING“Sixty-Six Million Years”REPORTED

The Receipts

every claim, dated + attributed

Money Desk

PROVEN

Bitcoin price

Money Desk

PROVEN

MSCI index-exclusion proposal (Strategy, Metaplanet)

One More Thing

REPORTED

organic molecules in 66-million-year-old dinosaur bone

Segment A

PROVEN

OpenAI "Ultrafast" tier, GPT-5.6 Sol at up to 750 tok/s on Cerebras

Segment B

PROVEN

OpenAI pauses Astra over possible "critical" cyber capability

Segment C

REPORTED

Samsung health AI on wearable biosignals; Google AI health coach + Abbott glucose data

Spot an error? Corrections are canon — send a receipt and it gets carried forward.