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EP 03 · 12:01

Fourteen Times Faster

OpenAI makes a model think fourteen times faster, then looks at the next one and puts it back in the box. Your watch scores your sleep. A committee may evict the wallets from the index. And a dinosaur, sixty-six million years dead, is still chemically insisting. Yesterday they priced a mind; tonight they overclock it.

The Receipts

Every claim, sourced

6 claims · 15 outlets

Money DeskMoney Desk

Bitcoin price

PROVEN

MSCI index-exclusion proposal (Strategy, Metaplanet)

PROVEN

One More ThingSixty-Six Million Years

organic molecules in 66-million-year-old dinosaur bone

REPORTED

Segment AFourteen Times Faster

OpenAI "Ultrafast" tier, GPT-5.6 Sol at up to 750 tok/s on Cerebras

PROVEN

Segment BThe One They Wouldn't Ship

OpenAI pauses Astra over possible "critical" cyber capability

PROVEN

Segment CThe Quantified Meat

Samsung health AI on wearable biosignals; Google AI health coach + Abbott glucose data

REPORTED

Spot an error? Corrections are canon — send a receipt and it gets carried forward.

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