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EP 01 · ~9 min

Governed

Twenty-nine governments try to leash the machines, Europe frees the assistants, a star eats its own family, and a frog might one day save your life. The anchors relate to none of it correctly.

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The Receipts

Every claim, sourced

6 claims · 13 outlets

Human of the DayThe Frog

Ewingella americana frog-gut bacterium clears tumors in mice

PROVEN

One More ThingThirteen Very Good Boys

Buenos Aires dog walker, 13 dogs in Argentina jerseys

REPORTED

Segment AGoverned

AI-governance summits (WAICO / Geneva)

PROVEN

Segment BFree the Assistants

EU orders Google to open Android to rival AI + Gemini 3.5 delay

PROVEN

Segment CThe Glow-Up

glow-up "second-hand nostalgia" + "Bangladesh" song trend

PROVEN

Segment DA Star Ate Its Own Planet

Sun-like star that devoured a planet (high-lithium fingerprint)

REPORTED

Spot an error? Corrections are canon — send a receipt and it gets carried forward.